this day

i made the graphic designz.

if you have jealousy issues, dont look down.

am i right or what?


I SIGNED MY NAME IN BUTTONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A CREATIVE GENIUS! OH, AND ALSO AN 'INNOVATOR'!!!! BAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!


also, 'oh woops', i really squashed those 3-d ribbons via the scanner. my apologies, ribbons.

today i didnt make this but one day i did.

k first you roast some junk...squash (butternut, acorn blows!) onions, garlic...i think that's it...to be honest i cannot see the pictures as im writing these things so for the next one i might start describing a pink elephant and really it's like a penis or something!!

real artsy photo of some whole nutmeg waiting to be terrorized by a cheese grater?

ditto, 'cept with romano cheese? these photos are embarassing!

finished thing! totes brills.

ps: no, im not at my grandma's house and no those arnt her bowls....

sigh

another amazing thing i made......today.


ps: ?? psych! sike! i actually have nothing to add to that.

jesus christ

a smoothie made of SEX.

eff this

today (NOT!) i made that blue tree on my wall. woops landlord!

remember one thing i made TODAY doesnt always mean TODAY....

i made this thing a fucking long time ago

dawgs you'll never believe this

today i made sleep happen in this room

blog out!

ok this is something that looks totally disgusting and (or?) like cat food but i assure you THAT IS INCORRECT. uhh tuna and navy beans (who knew those could go together and not equal the taste of LION MEAT AND SAND?)...umm what else..oh garlic, chives, salt and pepper and a bit of 'herb dressing'. i was in a rough place at the time.

*love erin enjoy your day please.

im late! dont worry, probably not pregnant.

today i made a list? i blow my mind.

'oh crap it's almost the day after today's must-do post'

here! look at this! another piece of gay shit i made! AMAZING. christmas edition.

*love erin.

oh hai

is it another day already? or did i already miss a day? this shit is CONFUSING. how do you do it, luke?



this is a painting of ppl basically doing it. ok they're more like androids, but it's still pretty racy!

today i made everyone fall asleep with this blog.

k dawgs this is a 'cobb salad' or something like that...more like 'slime salad!' ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
there is the aptly named, 'leaf lettuce' (wtf?), green onions, carrot, smoked turkey, hard boiled egg, old white cheddar and cop-out some kind of herb dressing from gasp in a bottle sorry! oh and pepper. it was pretty good. actually really good.

this blog is boring. i'll probably have to get to the, 'today i made a porno' entries sooner than i thought!

*love erin.

ps: click on the picture to enlarge it (obv) and it looks kind of sexy!

welcome, friends!

this blog was inspired by famous luke's famous blog 'one thing i did today'...uhh link on the side ok?



ok right down to business.
this is a misunderstood monster...i think the juxtaposition of arms of death/claws with the pink ribbon really speaks volumes...if you cant understand that, we probably cant talk anymore...inside of him is a single chocolate chip cookie. michael smith's very own recipe. michael smith has long wavy brown hair and is dreamy.



*love erin.