bum explosion

ok this is a story about an amazing dinner i/we made and the repercutions.

last night we made a..i dunno what you'd call it...basically a copy-cat red lobster dinner...ewww. ok i just looked at their menu and i cant find anything like it, exactly, PHEW!

ok soooo first, there was some 'coleslaw'.
julienne green cabbage, shred carrots, green onion, oh and radish!
dressing supes simple: cider vinegar, olive oil and honey. oh and s&p.
let that sit for an hour at least please.

ok now here is where i lied. i did make something exact same as RL. those biscuits? made them.
liiike 2 cups bisquick, 1 c milk, 1/2 c cheddar, a bit of garlic powder and parsley flakes right in them and then on top too with melted butter. delish. (oh bake at 450 for 10ish mins).

then we made some kind of seafood pie THING.
make mashed potatoes. i put cream, butter, sour cream, garlic and old white cheddar in them.

poach cod (or any white fish) and shrimp in milk.

make bechamel sauce...i added garlic, lemon and parsley to mine.

arrange cod/shrimp in the bottom of tiny casserole dishes, pour sauce over top (oh! also we sauteed crimini mushrooms and green onions and added those too), then top with the mashed potatoes. sprinkle some extra cheese on top of those suckers. broil on high ffffffor...i dunno...4ish minutes..probs less than 5.

it looked a lot like this but this is not a picture i took.

eat it.
puke all over.
through your bum.